Welcome Back True Believers,
I have been lost in a vapor(brothers) herbal haze for the past week on an existential journey exploring the meaning of life, the human condition, and feasting on C21 H30 O2. On my journey through the ethereal regions I have come to accept some of life’s more intricate realities and abnormalities through communing with Prophets, Pirates, Prostitutes, Paupers, and Poets. I danced with the devil, jammed with Jesus, and broke bread with Buddha, and all of this took place in my backyard.
I bring to you a sampling of the universal truths, as revealed to the Captain on this epic odyssey:
– Cash rules everything around me.
– It ain’t no fun, if the homies can’t have none.
– Ladies love country boys.
– Hot bitches get money.
– The top feels so much better than the bottom.
– It aint my fault you done fucked up your re-up.
– I’d rather be a free man in my grave, than living like a puppet or a slave.
– Some people graduated, but they’re still stupid.
– Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.
– If your bitches talk shit, then I have to put the smack down.