The Captain Presents: Real Men of Genius

 

The Captain Presents: Real Men of Genius

(Real men of Genius)

Today we salute you. Mr. Downtown-Baseball-Stadium-Guy

(Mr. Downtown-Baseball-Stadium-Guy)

No team, public support, or social life; yet you persevere

Wasting taxpayer time and money?  No problem

(Wasting the money)

Sure baseball sucks to watch and is a waste of money.

(It’s an absurd waste of money)

Your keen economic dumbassery and sense of entitlement spurs you on as you strive to improve your own quality of life. If it doesn’t work, who cares? You are still living the dream in the 804.

(Fanguy is a douche bag)

So crack open an ice cold Bud light, you selfish whore. ‘Cause we all know that when the going gets tough, the tough fucking cry on their blog.

 

 

 

 

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